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  • blastortoise:

    Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

    (Source: blastortoise-chan, via my-trainer-tiffany)

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  • notexactlyhim:

    I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

    (via thesweetjessica)

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  • #married

    (Source: 1upforlife, via thesweetjessica)

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  • coraregina:

    stand-up-comic-gifs:

    Baron Vaughn (x)

    I just laughed so hard I terrified the cats.

    (via thesweetjessica)

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  • dulect:

    cannibalsuxx:

    ass-ume:

    getsby:

    koolkidseatgreens:

    Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your music you fuck, someone else wrote it for you to record and them to auto tune yourself. And it’s not at all good . It’s not positive either. So complain some more.

    I don’t know if you know this, tumblr user koolkidseatgreens, but Ke$ha is a certified genius. She has an IQ over 140 and an SAT score of 1500. When she was younger she would go to the library and do research for fun. Ke$ha is a both feminist and an advocate for equal marriage/rights for people of any sexuality, being a queer woman herself.

    Ke$ha is a smart, professional woman, and just because she sings songs about wanting to let loose and have fun every once in a while doesn’t make her a piece of shit.

    Ke$ha’s songs are meant to point out the sexism in our media. She treats men the same way many men in the music industry treat women, and she is hated on for it. Relentlessly. She sings on multiple occasions about taking charge in a sexual relationship, of how she only uses men for their body parts. She sexualizes men to make them uncomfortable. She sexualizes men for a reaction, so that people can both see why women are so uncomfortable with their sexualization and also to point out the inequality between the sexes both in the media and in the world at large.

    She is judged so harshly for singing about things that make many men famous.

    If you listen to Ke$ha’s deconstructed album you will see that she actually has some talent, which may be hard to hear because she does in fact use a fair amount of autotune. This is because of her genre and because of the kind of music she chooses to create as an artist. Last time I checked whether or not you can sing has nothing to do with whether or not you’re a poet.

    You should not be calling anyone a piece of shit, my friend, especially someone you’ve never sat down and had a conversation (or even taken the time to wonder about her feelings!), but if anyone deserves that kind of language it’s not Ke$ha.

    You may think that by shaming women for expressing their sexuality and having fun every once in a while, that you are somehow abolishing sexism. That in weeding out the less ‘deserving’ women you are gaining our sex more respect. This is not the case, and the fact that you and many others feel such a strong need to shame this woman who has done nothing wrong, especially not to you, shows that we still have a very far way to go.

    I would reblog this a thousand times over

    also Ke$ha was a song writer for britney spears

    (Source: ladyshawsters, via thesweetjessica)

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  • pablocazares:

    How To Deal With A Crush

    (via thesweetjessica)

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  • thegirlwithcaramelskin:

    the-altar:

    grebnesieh:

    Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

    Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

    That second one means so much.

    (via thesweetjessica)

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  • dogsihavepet:

    theflamealchemistmom:

    huffingtonpost:

    A perfect match. Watch the full inspirational video here. 

    MY FEELS

    There’s a family out there for every dog.

    (via thesweetjessica)

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  • kool-aid-jammers:

    malformalady:

    Traumatic cataract with an iridodialysis (separation of the iris from it’s attachment to the ciliary body) from a blunt injury during childhood.

    Photo credit: Cindy Montague, CRA

    Bruh

    (via darkflygon)

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  • veganvibez:

    do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone and your brain is like “maybe you love them” and you’re like SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT

    (via thesweetjessica)

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    • Me: *sees skeleton decorations in store*
    • Me: *breathes*
    • Mom: no
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